Sunday, June 10, 2007
Kitten Companion
This island is littered (excuse the pun) with cats, many of the short-tailed variety, and some folk have jokingly speculated that the missing tails may account for the amount of Satay on offer...
The feline population shows no signs of diminishing: the companion pictured here is pregnant...
The Green Boat
The green boat was quite often the most practical way to get gear to and from the transport and cargo boats jetting between islands. Cutthroat coral reefs and high tides meant that the walks through knee-high water could be as far as 500 meters...
Last Boat
Sealing the Deal
It's an excited but sad time. Cameraman Craig Alsop - seen here doing his best seal impersonation - flew out this morning.
While everyone is amped to be going home (or, as in Craig's case, on exotic trips to places like Thailand), saying goodbye to Besar and good company is never easy...
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
A Real Lifesaver
Beach Boys
Human Hammock
Norwegian Beach Party
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Mastering the Macarena
FYI: Number 1 was 'Ice Ice Baby' (for which Steve knows all the words!).
For a bit of light relief on this 'little Friday', the below is republished from a blog run last year from Panama (and many of these appeared in MTV's countdown):
'My Top 10 worst novelty records with tacky tropical flavour:
Black Lace - 'Agadoo'
Los Del Rio - 'Macarena'
Las Ketchup - 'Asereje (The Ketchup Song)'
Bombalurina - 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'
Bobby McFerrin - 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'
DJ Otzi - 'Hey Baby'
Lou Bega - 'Mambo No.5'
Baltimora - 'Tarzan Boy'
Little Eva - 'The Loco-Motion'
Spitting Image - 'The Chicken Song'
Incidentally, the B-side of the 7" release of the last on this list is called 'I've Never Met A Nice South African'...'
PS. The Norwegians are hosting the weekly island hoedown tonight - I hope none of the above make it onto the playlist!
Seribuat Sunset
The Middle of Nowhere
Workbound Beauty
So today let's wallow in the blinding green and azure gorgeousness of the Seribuat Archipelago - sit back and really see it...
Monday, June 4, 2007
Alive!
Taste Away
The mash and gravy comes in a perfectly-shaped little pile...
More Mersing
Nonethless, I found a very cool shirt wholly unsuitable for this climate and some gifts for friends and family. I also took plenty photos, so here they are...
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Product Placement
This memorial to modern culture can be found just up Besar Beach.
Snake...
This adder dispatched (relocated, not terminated), a two-and-a-half meter boa constrictor was next on the list... I was thinking about getting him in to remove a foot long lizard that has taken up residence under my cupboard, then figured it'd be good for the bugs. Even if it does make weird, electronic-type sounds throughout the night.
Suip Lap Club
Fittingly, it now has a second name and a new sign: The 'Suip Lap' Club...
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Harder, Stronger...
Snap!
Sting In The 'Tail
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
World Famous
Anyway, I think I did OK, a whilst still not world famous I might now be a bit better know in Sweden (they loved the ABBA, of course), Germany and Norway.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
SA Entertains
Monday, May 28, 2007
Getting Shirty
Give It Horns!
Discount City
Everything is ridiculously cheap in this town, and I bagged a bundle of badges, books, snacks and gifts for family. I also indulged in a couple of DVD purchases, a bargain at R15 a pop. How legit they are is still in question (I didn't know Spiderman III was out on DVD already...)
I also spotted a range of awesome shirts and sneakers in one store, and will be back on that boat to the mainland to pick some up as soon as I get a chance.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Biting Big Daddy
Skull Cracks
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Just Being Julia
Columbia and K-Way
Friday, May 25, 2007
Poolside
The view from right next to the chalet that doubles as my room and office, at the D'Coconut Resort on Palau Besar.
Having a pool within spitting distance is extremely useful, especially on days like today and yesterday, when the temperature soars to the 40-degree mark and cool breezes are at a minimum.
Having a bar serving cold Skol and ice cream right next to the pool is doubly-handy!
Can Coconuts Kill?
The director of the Florida Museum of Natural History's International Shark Attack File, George Burgess, said in 2002 that, "Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks." But when questioned admitted this figure came from a press release for British Club Direct, a travel insurance firm.
The Club Direct release cited an article by Dr. Peter Barss in the Journal of Trauma entitled 'Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts', a piece that received an Ig Nobel Prize, the award granted annually by Harvard's editors of the 'Annals of Improbable Research' in recognition of research that "cannot or should not be replicated."
While coconuts have fractured skulls in places like Papua New Guinea, there seems to be little hard evidence that they kill a substantial number of unaware amblers on an annual basis. Still, the paths of Palau Besar are lined with rows of coconut trees, and while I'm not gonna negotiate them replete with crash helmet, I'm ready to dodge, duck and dive at any time...
Meet Joe Pet
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The Devil's Triangle
The 'Bermuda Triangle of Johor'
Kuala Mersing fishermen may be as full of tall tales as any of their brethren around the world, but mention the waters around mysterious Pulau Sri Buat and they lapse into fearful whispers.
Here, there are stories of sea spirits, sudden storms, colleagues who never came back, and an uninhabited island nobody wants to set foot on. This 10-nautical mile stretch around Pulau Sri Buat, Kuala Mersing and Kuala Endau has been dubbed the “Bermuda Triangle of Johor”. Pulau Sri Buat has no freshwater but has a well-tended mango orchard, coconut trees planted in symmetrical rows, and a mysterious graveyard.Pulau Sri Buat has a history of danger and death. Perhaps the most baffling case of missing persons occurred in June 1995, when four people vanished mysteriously at sea.
The bodies of Customs officer Mohd Salleh Buang, 48, his son Mohd Najib, 19, his businessman brother Mohd Buang, 45, and cousin Abdul Wahid Othman, 48, were never recovered. They left Triang on a fishing trip near the island and never returned. Their fibreglass boat was found a few days later in Nenasi, Pahang, bafflingly undamaged with their fishing rods and a parang still on board.
The Wild East
These signs were below the baggage compartments on the bus that transferred us from Kuala Lumpur's high-tech airport (complete with its own internal train system) to Mersing on the Malaysian coast - a six-hour journey made bearable by ample legroom and aircon.
You'd think they wouldn't have to remind passengers not to spit - what is this: the Wild West?! No: the Wild East apparently...
Reflections
In Paradise
It's hell... Hot as hell, that is.I don't mean to gloat - I see that y'all back home in South Africa are in the throes of a cold snap - but it's 35-degrees plus here and as humid as a wet rag.
Here is Palau Basar, in the Seribuat Archipelago, just off the West coast of the Malaysian mainland. And I'm working behind-the-scenes on a rather large reality show.
This blog will be about a TV crew's trials in paradise, and possibly a lot of other stuff. I haven't really decided yet - it's hard to think when your brain is baked...Stay warm (and fuzzy).